October 29, 2007 - Monday
It’s only funny if it isn’t you.
For days Bill and Erica have been badgering me to get a flu shot this year. I've never gotten a flu shot, and I've been dragging my feet.
With all the fires and nothing to do I finally decided to call for a flu shot, but because of the fires, they weren't giving them at this time.
So there I am walking toward Albertson's when I see the big Flu Shot sign on the front of their building. Only I can't see it well because it is folded down so I'm walking with my head tipped to the left and then it happened...
I tripped over the blue handicap curb and went sprawling flat in front of the store. OOOh my left foot and wrist and knee hurt, but I quickly could tell nothing seemed to be broken.
I was helped up so I could go rest and fill out an accident report. The manager came and brought me ice for my foot. Then she asked "is there anything else I can do for you?" Without missing a beat I said "could you get me a medium onion and some dill weed." She returned and I asked, "is that dried dill weed?" "Oh, you don't want fresh?" the manager asks. She quickly takes it and returns with the dried dill weed. I hobbled out of the store after paying for it.
When I tell my daughter she is laughing hysterically. I must say I failed to see the humor. As far as I'm concerned Flu shots are hazzardous!
It’s only funny if it isn’t you.
For days Bill and Erica have been badgering me to get a flu shot this year. I've never gotten a flu shot, and I've been dragging my feet.
With all the fires and nothing to do I finally decided to call for a flu shot, but because of the fires, they weren't giving them at this time.
So there I am walking toward Albertson's when I see the big Flu Shot sign on the front of their building. Only I can't see it well because it is folded down so I'm walking with my head tipped to the left and then it happened...
I tripped over the blue handicap curb and went sprawling flat in front of the store. OOOh my left foot and wrist and knee hurt, but I quickly could tell nothing seemed to be broken.
I was helped up so I could go rest and fill out an accident report. The manager came and brought me ice for my foot. Then she asked "is there anything else I can do for you?" Without missing a beat I said "could you get me a medium onion and some dill weed." She returned and I asked, "is that dried dill weed?" "Oh, you don't want fresh?" the manager asks. She quickly takes it and returns with the dried dill weed. I hobbled out of the store after paying for it.
When I tell my daughter she is laughing hysterically. I must say I failed to see the humor. As far as I'm concerned Flu shots are hazzardous!
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